American Tabloid

Friday, November 20, 2009

Hey, Gimme My Bong!

Glad to see the Man crack down on those dirty hippie pot-heads! Los Angeles is now safe from a hoard of marauding Christmas bongs.

Dude, I'm soooo stoned!

Monday, November 9, 2009

Girlfriend In A Coma?

Meat may be murder but throwing a water bottle at a flamboyant singer is attempted murder. Or so thinks Morrissey.

He walked off stage after being conked on the head with some Aqua-Fina. Poor lamb. Back and to the left, indeed. Ouch!

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

American Tabloid sometimes ventures out of headquarters to explore the savage outer-lands of Los Angles. After-all, we've been located here for twelve years, you would think we would go out and expose ourselves to some culture instead of just closing down local bars.

Yesterday, we decided to head down to Little Tokyo and get some sushi. While we were wolfing down some california roll and eel, an elderly asian man (we assume Japanese) tells us we "handle those chopsticks like an "oriental". Better than me!"

We at AT love the old-school "oriental" bomb, but can't figure out if he was paying us a complement or goofing on us.

Thanks and pass the Wasabi, jerk.

American Tabloid: All Apologies and Catching Up.

Sorry, AT fans (if there any readers left) for the lack of updates. Things have been pretty hectic here and the new graveyard hours are not helping the creative juices flow.

Fantasy Update: Standing 2-4 after six weeks. After last year's magical run, reality has set back in. To Live and Die in Foxboro. When Tommy Boys goes off, so does the squad. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!!!

Trade talks go nowhere as owners in the league are way too cautious, causing a log-jam of rotating slop, that every few weeks puts up beau-coup points.