The Doctor Is In! Retro-Super Bowl Lit On This Fine Day.

Back before he was washed up and "writing" that sludge on page two of ESPN.com, and waaaay before he did the right thing and put a bullet into his own head, Dr. Thompson was actually a really good writer!

Here's the proof, rubes. Now pass the nachos, I want to watch the game.

Editor's Note: Saints plus the points (5.5) and the over (55).-JR

Warning: American Tabloid Could Be Harmful To Your Health!

Bored to death?

It could happen to you if you are still reading this blog, almost two years later. Go out and take a walk in nature, you heathens.

More Good News: Nobody Missed Us During Hiatus!

Well, those punk kids probably never read us anyways.

Pot Calling The Kettle Black!

These days, flying is stressful enough as it is .... box cutters, shoe and underwear bombs ...enough!!!

This jabroni thinks the way to calm down is to have a pot-laced cookie or two.

Talk about the munchies!!

Flip out ensues, passengers use the choke-hold. American Tabloid says "Just say nope to dope!"

American Idol?

Will the new singer for Aerosmith be .... Billy Idol??!?!?!

Not if Steven Tyler has anything to say about it. He tells the Joe Perry Project to cease and desist!

Dream on, suckers.

Billy Idol? Who's next, Sammy Hagar?

Full Moon Fever!

AT sending out public menace notice, as tonight's full moon is the biggest of the year.

Strange things coming down the track and we'll be right in the thick of it to report on it.

Lycanthropy suffers beware - tonight's your night!!!

Editor's Note: Zevon had no comment.- JR