Follow The Money!

American Tabloid does our part for the environment. Some of our commitments to Mother Earth:

• We put the deadly, twisty bulbs in. Headaches and vertigo be damned!!
  

• We don't throw our beer bottles and Wendy's bags out the car window anymore - in the trash bin they go! Just give us a little time with that recycling sorting business.
  

• AT uses reusable sacks at the supermarket. We always felt those plastic bags were a waste. One bag for a box of condoms and a bottle Yoo-Hoo? Carry them out, thank you. Just have to watch out for possible contamination that could lead to death.
  

So all you hysterical-green-the-end-is-coming-if-we-all-don't-ride-the-bus-to-work-types, get off of our backs! 

Earth was here many years before us and will be for many more after the last humanoid shuts out the lights, so take a Quaalude and let's think this through.

AT agrees with the WSJ - money talks, chumps. Green is the new red, white and blue, indeed!