Straight Cash, Homey Pt. 1: Paranoid?

American Tabloid hopes Ozzy doesn't end up like poor, fat Jay Bennett ... waking up in the morgue, dead as a doornail.

Lawsuits fly in the Sabbath family! We always thought they sold their souls for rock and roll and not concert t-shirts and ringtones.

As Cyndi Lauper once sang, "Money Changes Everything".