Sex, Lies and Videotape.

Golden Boy's political future plummets to earth faster than an Air France jetliner. Seems Johnny wasn't so good and was making a ... er ... "sex tape".

He's no Tommy Lee, but at least he's banging in the USA and not in Argentina!

American Tabloid: Jumping Through Hoops To Keep The Masses Entertained!

This guy's going to play Shaq-Fu in a game of horse later this summer. AT advice to Mr. Diesel ... start practicing right now!

Seeing Black Helicopters? You're Crazy! Yeah Right!

"Don't worry, be happy" is the mantra of the Powers That Be. NWO prepares for the worst here in downtown Los Angeles. Hang on to your hats, folks!

Blackhawks in the sky are nothing to fear.

Editor's Note: Where were they when the riots broke out last week, post-Lakers championship?-JR

JACKO IS DEADO?!?

Bubbles has not made an official statement, but TMZ is reporting Jacko is no more. "Curse of Three" continues with McMahon, Fawcett and now MJ. Rest in Peace.

Whoa!

There Will Be Blood ... and Hot Dogs.

We're no angels!

More sports related violence here in Los Angeles as Stadium Animals are put down by off-duty five-o. American Tabloid cheers the "Bronson Way" of taking care of business.

Gag Me With A Spo ... Er ... Phallic Symbol!

Sure, there's no such thing a subliminal advertising. It's all coincidence. Burger King just wants you to have it your way.

New ad for tube steak, with cream sauce.

Editor's Note: I'm getting hungry!-JR

Hey-hoooooooooooo! Ed's Dead. Yes!

McMahon is McDead. Phil Hartman's (also dead) tribute gets the thumbs up from American Tabloid.

R.I.P, Eddie.

Editor's Note: How come Carvey never went to the next level?-JR

It's Not 18 Inches Tall!

All that was missing this weekend at Stonehenge were Satanists performing human sacrifice! That said, it looked like the party was rocking.

AT wonders if they Tapped into America?!?!

Shop To 'Ya Drop (A Load)

Laptop Hunters: Jake - watch more funny videos

Penn-CIL Neck Geek!

The pressure is too much for Milk-Toast and he drops out of the role that would have delivered a third Oscar.

Sean will not be Larry Fine. Bummer.

Savages!

As expected, the animals started to riot and loot here in Los Angeles last night after the Lakers won the NBA championship.

LAPD plays down the incident and lets the crowd run amuck, fearful of their image.

American Tabloid asks, if the subhumans go berserk over this, what would happen after a major earthquake or attack? Lock and Load is our game-plan.

Go Dodgers!

Sums Up Life.

Overheard in my dream last night - "I'm gonna cut open your belly, gut you like an animal, crawl inside, then fuck your mother in there."

Whoa!

Beer-Thirty!

It's 5:30pm somewhere! American Tabloid favorite, cuckoo Martini-DePalma-DeVito, parties like it's spring break!

Fuck yeah! Is he slamming a Highlife?

Drugs.

One-hit wonder arrested for possession of meth. Still sports mullet after twenty years. American Tabloid does not wish we had a girl like that.

When rock was fun and singers had bad teeth.

Perfect Movie!

American Tabloid fights for what we know is right!

When we look back at this last decade of film The Perfect Storm will be close to the top. Game. Match. Set. That's right, squids.

That's to say if you are a real man and like real cool macho movies .... with sad endings.

The Perfect Movie! It's the one that made us believe Clooney wasn't just a bad Batman bobble-head!

Related: Seems like the lady skipper might have her own problems.

The "No Shit" Award Of The Year ...

The worst kept secret since Liberace! Idol runner-up has revealed his sexual orientation to the masses.

Wow! Would have never guessed.

Update: Rob Zombie chimes in.

Kung Pow! Details Getting Slimy!

Divorced because of incest and deadly deviant behavior? It's getting ugly for Bill Grasshopper. American Tabloid will continue to roll in the mud ... er... report the details.

Woody Allen had no comment on the incest angle.

Garage Party!

American Tabloid immediately endorses the Ringo Starr of Nirvana, Krist Novoselic, for commissioner ... or whatever position he's running for.

Is he eligible for the Supreme Court? Pass the bass, screwhead!

I Said Eh, Oh, Way To Go, OHIO!

35th anniversary of "10 Cent Beer Night" in Cleveland, Ohio. 

We here at AT  were really just too young to remember that summer, but we always appreciate stories of drunken havoc.

The closest we ever got to this nirvana was Spring Break '87, when we found 25 cent drafts at the roof-top bar of the Holiday Inn in Fort Lauderdale. Gimme ten, please!

What happened to Stroh's, anyways? 

Who Killed Bill?

Things get wild in Bangkok as Grasshopper is found muerto. No word yet if he had a lawsuit against Jeff Tweedy. 

Creature Double Feature blast from childhood:

Frankenstein scores at last!

Update: Suspected sexual deviance. The dude from INXS had no comment.

Gimme Five!

Come on! 

When playing tug-o-war, if a man is saying that his hand is coming off, stop pulling on the rope! Somebody help this poor bastard get a hook, please.

Chinese Finger Cuffs, indeed.

Let's Party!

Yo, Tubbs, there's cocaine in the Red Bull! American Tabloid says, "Let's get it on like it's 1986!"

AT wants to know if it comes in eight-balls? If it does, deliver to room 237, pronto!